English Class LOL

Its been awhile since I did a lil LOL action on here but this girl Greta in my English class always ends up saying the funniest things without realizing it :P

Teacher: I hope no one in here has been procrastinating....!
Greta: Yea, because procrastination is like masterbation!
Class: X-D

Class: *studying fallacies*
Teacher: My parents use to question my studying habits, because I'd be blaring Metallica.
Greta: Metallica? Is that a white people thing?

Blue Leopard Nail Dupe *Redo*

I found this lovely sparkly multi-toned leopard print nail design while browsing the net and fell in love! I'm not sure what was used to acheive this look but I decided to take my hand in replicating it, so here goes...

How To...

Step 1 - Apply a clear polish base coat (I used Barielle Nail Hardener), let dry.

Step 2 - Apply 1 coat of Sally Hansen Xtreme Wear in Blue Me Away!, let dry.

Step 3 - Apply 2 coats of Sally Hansen HD polish in DVD, let dry between coats.

Step 4 - Using a black Sharpie marker create the leopard print pattern as big or small of a pattern as you like, then add the dot pattern and allow ink to dry.

Step 5 - Apply 2 coats of Confetti polish in Tiara, let dry.

Step 6 - Apply a clear top coat polish (I used Seche Vite) and let dry completely.

Paralyze

I saw this fun post on Nihrida's blog and thought it'd be fun to use my Mixpod player on here to answer some personal questions, enjoy ;D

How it works

1. Put your MP3 player/ iPod/ Mixpod/ itunes library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You MUST write that song name down, no matter how silly it sounds.

Here it is...

*If someone says ''is this okay'' you say?
Drop it Low (by Ester Dean)

*How would you describe yourself?
All I Want is You (by Miguel Jontel) - I think I missed the point, lol.

*What do you like in a girl/guy?
My Chick Bad (by Ludacris) - Sounds like I'm a fruit :P

*How do you feel today?
Whatcha Say (by Jason Derulo) - I wasn't listening?? hehe.

*What is your life's purpose?
Since you been Gone (by Kelly Clarkson) - eh...you're my purpose ;D

*What is your motto?
Krazy (by Pitbull) - That sounds bout right...maybe

*What do your friends think of you?
La La La (by LMFAO) - This is probably what you think after reading this post.

*What do your parents think of you?
Your Love is My Drug (by Ke$ha) - Aww, how sweet of them, hehe

*What do you think about very often?
Break Your Heart (by Taio Cruz)

*What do you think of the person you like?
2012, It Ain't the End (by Jay Sean)

*What is your life story?
1985 (by Bowling for Soup) - I was 2yrs old then, story of my life?? LOL.

*What do you want to be when you grow up?
Fire Burning (by Sean Kingston) - I'm grown up and not a Fire Fighter, heh

*What do you think when you see the person you like?
Like a G6 (by MrMM1) - Yeaaaaa ;D

*What will you dance to at your wedding?
Wooty (by Unknown) - A wooty wedding eh? haha.

*What will they play at your funeral?
Let Me Clear My Throat (by LLKoolJ) - OMG, I'll still be kickin when ya'll put me in, LMAO.

*What is your hobby/interest?
Carry Out (by Justin Timberlake) - Makes me sound like a total fatso :P

*What is your biggest fear?
SheWolf (by Shakira) - Rawr, haha.

*What is your biggest secret?
Another (by The Notorious Big) - Guess I got a lot? heh.

*What do you think of your friends?
Long Distance (by Brandy) - So true, I've moved around a lot in my life.

*What will you post this as?
Paralyze (by Tila Tequila)

I hope you had as much fun reading this as I did and try it out as well, let me know if you do!

Fall 2010 Colors, Nail Polish Matches and Fashion *Updated*

-Endive, a crisp yellow-green hue. Konad in neon yellow R25, BYS in Anyone for Tennis, Skin Food in Milk Creamy Nail, China Glaze in Celtic Sun or Rimmel London in Lemon Drop.

-Golden Glow, a radiant yellow hue. Sally Hansen in Golden Child, Sinful Colors in Let's Meet, NARS in Cha Cha Cha (limited edition), China Glaze in Breakin', China Glaze in Golden Opportunity, China Glaze in Sun Worshiper or Rimmel London in Sunshine.

-Living Coral, an inviting orange-pink hue. Borghese in Tangelo Sherbert, Paul and Joe in Marrakesh or Essie in Haute as Hello.

-Lipstick Red, a deep red hue. Revlon in Cherries in the Snow, Jessie's Girl in Cherry or Forever 21 in Classic Cherry Red.

-Purple Orchid, an exotic fuchsia hue. Models Own in Purple Poppy, Sally Hansen in Cyber or Essie in Bermuda Shorts.

-Chocolate Truffle, a rich plum brown hue. Revlon in Devilish, Borghese in Espresso Brown, Maybelline in Mocha Blast, CQ in Chocolate Plum, Petites in Plum Royale, Deborah Lippmann in Dark Side Of The Moon or Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure in Haute Chocolate.

-Lagoon, a tropical turquoise hue. Ciaté in Ditch The Heels, China Glaze in Flyin' High, Petites Color Fever in Figi, Rimmel London in Green with Envy or Sally Hansen Xtreme in Lagoon.

-Woodbine, a stunning green hue. Wet n Wild in Sage in the City, Maybelline Express in Go Go Green, OPI in Green-Wich Village, Sally Hansen Xtreme in Ivy League or Sally Hansen Complete Salon Manicure in Grass Slipper.

-Oyster Gray, a classic light gray hue. Deborah Lippmann in Waking Up In Vegas, Sally Hansen in Wet Cement or Essie in Playa del Platinum.

-Rose Dust, a romantic beige hue. Butter London in Tea With The Queen, Borghese in Via Veneto Chrome, Petites in Sand Dune or Sally Hansen Insta-Dri in Quick Sand.

Fall 2010 Fashion

SHEERLY BELOVED- light knits perfect for layering.
URBAN DE-GRAY- The perfect polished shade that showed up all over the runways.

GILTY PLEASURES- Gold, bronze and burnished metallics rock!
ANIMAL INSTINCTS- Wild prints and textures look new.
LAYER IT ON- Tunics, wraps, capes, and all manner of clever coverups.
ACCESSORIZE- Long socks, big cowls and lengthy wristers.

CUTTING LOOSE- Oversized is the new shape for comfortable style.

RED HOT!- The key color of the season.

ANCIENT INFLUENCES- New Navajo shapes in updated coloring.

GOING TO NEW LENGTHS- The sleeve stops here, anywhere from cap to three-quarter.

What's in my Makeup Bag?

Every week I try to redo my daily makeup bag, switching out some items for different ones and creating a new look for the week. I do this so I don't neglect the tons of other makeup items I own. So here's what's currently in my makeup bag!

My Hello Kitty makeup bag >^..^<

~Neutrogena Healthy Skin Anti-Wrinkle Cream SPF15
~Revlon New Complexion foundation in 01 Ivory Beige
~Essense of Beauty, blush brush
~Sonia Kashuk hidden treasure collection, angled eyeshadow brush
~Revlon Illuminance Creme Shadow in Skinlights
~Neutrogena Skin Clearing Mineral Powder in Classic Ivory 10
~Wet n Wild coloricon palette in Greed Gourmandise
~Rimmel London Lasting Finish Lipstick in 070 Airy Fairy
~CoverGirl eye enhancer in Swiss Chocolate
~Rimmel London Powder Blush in 004 Pink Rose
~CoverGirl clean oil control pressed powder in 545 warm beige (I use this as bronzer)
~Rimmel London Volume Booster Lip Color in Clear
~Neutrogena Healthy Lengths mascara in 01 Carbon Black
~Aquaphor Healing Ointment Advanced Therapy for dry cracked, or irratated skin (lip ointment)
~NYX auto eyebrow pencil in # EP01 light brown

My 3 Day Miranda Kerr Diet

I decided to go on a strict 3 day diet, why 3 days? Because new diets can often suck and after learning what the lovely Miranda Kerr from Victoria Secrets eats and drinks...I'm not so sure how crazy I'm gonna be about eatting and drinking some of this stuff on a daily basis. Also, I wanted to see what results I could accomplish in a short amount of time, at my weight though I'm pretty sure their will be weight-loss and who knows...if it comes easier then it seems right now I may perhaps keep going for a week or so.

Beverages
Warm Water with Lemon
Tahitian Noni Juice
Aloe Vera Juice
Green Tea
Dandelion Tea
Ginger Tea
Spring Water

Grain
Sour Dough Bread
Muesli
Rye Toast
Spelt Crispbreads

Fruit and Vegetables
Avocado
Fresh Fruit Salad
Fruits
Green Vegetables (Spinach, Broccoli...)
Salad
Sweet Potato
Roasted Pumpkin

Protein
Boiled Eggs
Tuna Salad
Nuts
Salmon Steak/Fish/Lamb Loin Chop/Piece of steak

Other
Vegemite

Dairy
Yogurt

Guilty Pleasure
Fried Chicken
Lindt Chocolate

Regular Exercise
Yoga
Running
Boxing
Pilates

"Miranda eats only organic food, and maintains a very clean and healthy diet. She believes in a healthy nutriention rather then calorie counting. Don't deprive yourself of the foods you love, just eat them once in awhile(once a week or less) and in moderation(don't over eat). Miranda frequents the Bondi Junction, which is an organic food cafe in Sydney. She is very aware that what you eat affects how your hair, skin, nails, and body look. Not to mention how much energy you have, and how you feel in general. Healthy weight loss is the way to go!"

Miranda has a list of some beauty products she uses (especially Ojon products), so I took the liberty of finding similar products from local drugstores which are more readily available for less $.$

Burt's Bees Healthy Treatment Marshmallow Vanishing Creme
Frownies Rose Water Hydrator Spray
Bodycology Body Mist, White Gardenia
Aubrey Organics Rose Hip Seed Oil Moisturizing Nutrient
Nexxus KerapHix Restorative Strengthening Conditoner

Rimmel Sexy Curves Mascara - Review

I've practically finished a tube of the non-waterproof Rimmel Sexy Curves Mascara, so I decided to post a review on it.

1. Tube Design:
-Cute, sexy design in a mettalic purple color.
-Rimmel crown emblem engraved in the top of cap is a nice touch.
-Round tube can roll away when laid down but will stand up-right.
-Retail Cost: $7.19

2. Brush Design:
-Allows you to get close to the lash base but doesn't seem to improve the fullness of the lashes.
-Didn't notive any clumping on the brush really, unless you just take big globs at a times from over pumping it into the tube.
-Decent length of brush and I do seem to prefer the rubber bristles.

3. Marscara Product Quality:
-Removes easily
-Flakey
-Normal color

4. Label Expectations:
-"70% Fuller Lashes", this didn't make my lashes look any fuller then usual.
-"Curls Lashes", this didn't make them stick straight but it didn't curl them either so I can't say that it had "16hr Curl Hold" as stated.
-"Triple Plump Brush" ("curves in for volume and curves out for maximum curl"), this doesn't seem to do any of that to the lashes.
-"Suitable for sensitive eyes and contact lens wearers", this formula flakes a bit and actually bothers my eyes when it gets into them.

5. My Review:
What I liked most about this product was its brush design because it allowed you to get close to the base of your lashes. All the label expectations seemed totally false from my experience with this product. This does contain parabens (Methylparaben and Propylparaben). You really can't do more then two coats without the mascara starting to flake all over your face. I wouldn't purchase this again, nor would I recommend this to others.